HAPPY CHRISTMAS FROM PUDGY!!!

Happy Hoildays everyone from Pudgy and I!

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Too Pudgy to be Santa

Wow! Santa is not going to be happy about this.

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Hope you decorated your tree...

Pudgy is way ahead of you.

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Too Pudgy for public transportation

See, even Pudgy is doing his part in conserving gas... Kinda.

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Yummy pastries!

I know how you get to those yummy pastries... GET A JOB AND PAY FOR THEM! You're so spoiled, Pudgy.

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Too spicy for Pudgy

It's a shame, poor Pudgy can't handle the hot stuff. Wait... That's mild! What a baby!


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Oh Crap! Not again!

Poor Pudgy. That's the second one you lost this month! I really think you should start dating people after making a full background check. At least don't take a drink from someone when it's foaming.

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Date time for Pudgy

Looks like Pudgy has a hot date tonight. Hopefully it doesn't turn out like the last date he had from Craigs List. That kidney scar has almost healed... So has his heart. Good luck Pudgy!

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PUDGE KONG!

OMG! What will stop this massacre from continuing? Someone get the worlds largest Twinkie... NOW!!!

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Those mean bunnies!!!

How rude!!! Taking advantage of poor Pudgy's condition. No wonder Pudgy is depressed. Who will stop these mean bunnies from picking on Pudgy? Are you Pudgy's friend?

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Baby Pudgy is too pudgy to slide... Aw!

Wow! When Pudgy was a baby, he still had troubles. Should of drank milk instead of Mountain Dew.

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Aw! It's Baby Pudgy!

Cute! Even as a baby, Pudgy was a messy eater. Somethings never change.


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Pudgys' been sick

Sorry for the lack of Pudgys lately. He and I have been sick. No worries though, we're feeling better and looking forward to a healthy future.

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Too Pudgy to be abducted

It's not the first time you got confused for cow, is it Pudgy?

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Too Pudgy to Babysit

Looks like Pudgy is looking for a job. If you lose a baby in a roll of your fat, then maybe babysitting isn't a job for you. Keep looking Pudgy!

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Dance Pudgy, Dance!

Never too Pudgy to win at Dance Dance Revolution!

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Undercover Pudgy

Don't worry Pudgy, your secret is safe with us.

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Where's the pie?

Hey! Has anyone seen the last pumpkin... Oh! Someone grab a plunger.

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So that's where Pudgy's been the past few days!

That is so selfish Pudgy! So much for having the "giving" spirit.

Happy Belated Thanksgiving!

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Pudgy Pan

You gotta keep believing, Pudgy! You CAN fly! You CAN fly! You CA... Oh forget it, let's get a pepperoni pizza.

*I hope I don't get sued by you know who... D, I, S, N, E, Y

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Pudgy Funhouse Fun #3

Hmmm... something's not right here.

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Where are my cherries??!!!

But Pudgy, you just won... Forget it, just get him some cherries.

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Pudgy Funhouse Fun #2

Uh oh! This is totally gonna depress him. Watch out Hometown Buffet, here comes Pudgy!

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La Qwanda??!!

No more late night tequila shots for Pudgy. Off to the tattoo removal shop again. They should really have frequent customer discounts.

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To Pudgy to Pee-Pee

Too bad Pudgy. Either it was too much beer... or bran cereal. Let's hope it's number one.

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Pudge-Zeppelin

Happy birthday Ozzie!

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Pudgy Funhouse Fun #1

Wow! Pudgy looks super happy!
(Don't tell him it's an illusion. Pudgy thinks he lost some weight but I didn't have the heart to tell him the truth.)

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Where's my phone?!

Milkshake would be Pudgy's ringtone.

Side note: I hope you're telling your friends about the chubby exploits of our Pudgy friend here. How else is he gonna conquer the world without your help?

Thanks again for all your support!

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Too Pudgy for Wonderland

I guess the white rabbit is gonna bit REALLY late. The Queen of Hearts isn't gonna like this.

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Too Pudgy to stage dive

I just love the guy on left's expression. It's like he has accepted his fate and the only thing he can do is shed a single tear.

My friend Bill is in a band called "Call the Cops" and I wanted to do a little nod to his achievement. Check him out on myspace.

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All better!

It's amazing what a little Duct tape can do these days. No worries my Pudgy Followers, everything's all good... I try to stay hip every now and then, know wut I'm sayin'!!!

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Poor Pudgy. What could you of done?

Life has an odd way of teaching you about the essentials in living. Making certain essentials important depends on you. Money, power, love... Love is important, but wE take it for granted since we always put it out there to get hurt. Yet when we put it out there to get cared for, it is as if you never feel cold again since your heart fills every possible place in your body with warmth 24/7.

The amount I care is astronomical and when it came crashing down, it was like the movie 2012 times a hundred.

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Too Pudgy to Dive

Glup indeed! Maybe this should be called "Too Pudgy for a Speedo"?

What am I saying?! Pudgy's damn sexy in anything!

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Too Pudgy to be a Witch

What's scarier than a flying witch Pudgy? Being under him when lands! Poor kitty

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Too Pudgy to Trick-or-Treat

Not so super, are you Pudgy? Just a couple of inches and hello cavities!

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Messy Pudgy

Pudgy is only happy when he is covered in anything sticky and sweet. Pervert! Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Too Pudgy for Espresso

Compressed coffee isn't for everyone, especially someone with the fat capacity of a small whale.

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Too Pudgy to Tightrope

Pudgy is a daredevil. Bone-n-fied bad ass!

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Poor Pudgy :(

Pudgy either was bad and put in the corner or is sad and is thinking about what he did. Either way, I feel sorry for the little/big guy.

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Pudgy Costume Idea #3

Reminds me of the skeletons from that old Mickey Mouse cartoon... That confused look on your face tells me that I'm old :(

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THE STICKER IS HERE!

That's right, the first batch of Pudgy stickers have arrived! If you are interested in being one of the first to own one of these fine examples of chubby awesomeness, let me know. Once you get one, send me a pic of where you put it. That would be super cool of you! Thanks for all the support!

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Pudgy Costume Idea #2

Almost reminds me of Charlie Brown's costume but with less holes and not as sad.

Hopefully, I'm getting the stickers today. So if anyone is interested in being the first to have a Pudgy sticker, let me know! Now share the Pudgy love!

Thanks!
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Oktoberfest Pudgy

Pudgy loves to do the chicken dance and eat bratwursts. I choose Pudgy to be my wing man on das boot!!!


I went to an oktoberfest on Saturday and forgot to post it so here you go. Tell a friend, go to your local oktoberfest, chug a boot full of heinekein.

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Too Pudgy to Push-up

Exercise is difficult... Especially when you can't reach the floor.

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Pudgy Costume Idea #1

He's not stuck. Pudgy could totally eat his way out of there but it's comfortable. Don't judge him, have you sat in a pumpkin before? I thought so...

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Too Pudgy To Hoola

There's one thing I admire about Pudgy, he's determined! Thanks Amanda C!

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That's just mean

Stealing?! C'mon, he's just a baby!

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Wine Tasting Pudgy

Oh Pudgy, That's not how you do wine tasting.

Some friends and I are going wine tasting today in Temecula. Tons of fun! So I thought I'd draw a Wine themed pudgy. Someone told the bottle looks like a baby bottle. Uh... no! Pudgy drinks only the finest Sharaz aged to perfection, not breast milk.

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Too Pudgy to Fly

Damn, look at that crater! It's all about that effort, Pudgy.

Does this hat make me look fat? #2

Yee-haw! Pudgy doing the box-step would be so cute!