Pudgy Funhouse Fun #1

Wow! Pudgy looks super happy!
(Don't tell him it's an illusion. Pudgy thinks he lost some weight but I didn't have the heart to tell him the truth.)

CJRGS

Where's my phone?!

Milkshake would be Pudgy's ringtone.

Side note: I hope you're telling your friends about the chubby exploits of our Pudgy friend here. How else is he gonna conquer the world without your help?

Thanks again for all your support!

CJRGS

Too Pudgy for Wonderland

I guess the white rabbit is gonna bit REALLY late. The Queen of Hearts isn't gonna like this.

CJRGS

Too Pudgy to stage dive

I just love the guy on left's expression. It's like he has accepted his fate and the only thing he can do is shed a single tear.

My friend Bill is in a band called "Call the Cops" and I wanted to do a little nod to his achievement. Check him out on myspace.

CJRGS

All better!

It's amazing what a little Duct tape can do these days. No worries my Pudgy Followers, everything's all good... I try to stay hip every now and then, know wut I'm sayin'!!!

CJRGS

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Poor Pudgy. What could you of done?

Life has an odd way of teaching you about the essentials in living. Making certain essentials important depends on you. Money, power, love... Love is important, but wE take it for granted since we always put it out there to get hurt. Yet when we put it out there to get cared for, it is as if you never feel cold again since your heart fills every possible place in your body with warmth 24/7.

The amount I care is astronomical and when it came crashing down, it was like the movie 2012 times a hundred.

CJRGS

Too Pudgy to Dive

Glup indeed! Maybe this should be called "Too Pudgy for a Speedo"?

What am I saying?! Pudgy's damn sexy in anything!

CJRGS

Too Pudgy to be a Witch

What's scarier than a flying witch Pudgy? Being under him when lands! Poor kitty

CJRGS

Too Pudgy to Trick-or-Treat

Not so super, are you Pudgy? Just a couple of inches and hello cavities!

CJRGS

Messy Pudgy

Pudgy is only happy when he is covered in anything sticky and sweet. Pervert! Get your mind out of the gutter!

CJRGS